That time he melted the snowman
When he ate the cream filling out of all the Oreos and replaced it with white toothpaste
When he made a mess on the bathroom sink and blamed someone else for it
That time he did naughty things with your toothbrush
That one time he replaced the Christmas stockings with underwear
That time he tried to make sure you have more kids
When he sprayed silly string all over the bathroom
When he got drunk and had a party with Barbie and her friends
That one time he ruined your lawn
When he covered your work truck in wrapping paper
Or when he covered the toilet in wrapping paper
When he tried to climb your Christmas tree and knocked it over
That time he covered the family dog in Christmas lights
That time he thought it would be funny to teepee the Christmas tree
That time he trapped the Grinch in a glass jar
That time he taunted Cookie Monster
When he tortured a carrot
Or when he tortured Frosty the Snowman
When he made his own lemonade
When he drew on the family photos
Or when he replaced all of the family photos with photos of himself
When he stole money from your wallet
Or when he emptied your kid’s piggy bank
When he made his own cocktails
Or when he drunk all your fireball mini bottles and tried to refill them
When he tortured poor Barbie
And held Snow White hostage
That time he tortured Rudolph
That time he set the Gingerbread Man’s house on fire
When he added his own special ingredient to the cookies
When he replaced the toilet paper with duct tape
When he graffitied the wall
And when he got high on his own supply
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