After the Miami Heat won the 2013 NBA Finals — their second consecutive championship — Drake made a beeline for the team’s locker room to personally congratulate them, but was coldly turned away by security who informed him that only the media would be allowed inside.

The rapper responded by calmly saying “I am the media,” but security was like “no new friends, no new friends, no new friends, no no no…”

Just kidding about that last one, but the first part really did happen. Drake really thinks he’s the media! LOLz

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