John Legend and his tight pants were allegedly caught kissing a woman that wasn’t his Sports Illustrated swimsuit model fiancée Chrissy Teigen.
According to a Page Six spy, John was out at Acme in NYC partying with a bunch of man friends when he started a conversation with “two pretty girls in their late 20s, one blond and one brunette.” And after “chatting all night,” the blonde went to the bathroom and “John followed her.”
So what does this mean? Will Chrissy start live tweeting pouring bleach all over John’s linen pants? Is she going to Ustream herself pissing on his piano? Might she grab a razor and Instagram a damning metaphor?
Just read John cheated on me and in the uber-credible Post. I’m just heartbroken as it’s definitely not typical post bullshit.
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) May 9, 2013
The @nypost is normally so kind to me. And I am normally not the one to use the term shit rag so I guess we’re both a little off today.
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) May 9, 2013
Gonna buy a parrot for the sole reason of it shitting on the post every day. Also the singing and companionship.
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) May 9, 2013
@johnlegend my tummy hurts and I think it’s the chicken you made me last night are you trying to kill me so u can be with your bathroom GF?
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) May 9, 2013
@johnlegend when do I get one of those vanessa bryant rings?
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) May 9, 2013
Actually, she’s just going to make fun of the report on the Twitter.
